Way back in the dawn of time some Civil Affairs soldier (my branch in the Army) officially registered a tartan, the pattern on a kilt.
As a Scot
and a Civil Affairs officer, I was intrigued. I contacted the kilt maker and
found out the Civil Affairs tartan is a special order, and will cost ~ 800
|The Civil Affairs Tartan|
|See how long that smile lasts after you spend 800 dollars|
Being brilliant like most CA Bubbas, I quickly figured out if I had a sale on Junior Inquisitor, and explained why, I’d have no problem in obtaining the money for my kilt.