Farish's Freehold

Monday, October 29, 2018

Almost important

Quick post

I'm featured over here

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If you have questions about the hows and whys of my writing all of it is explained. Okay, some of it is explained. Head on over, give it a gander, and if you have any other questions, post them on her site. As for me, back to work!

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Now back to the important stuff, my books.

Yes, I am working on a new one.

Yes, I will finish it someday.

No, I'm not sure when.

No, I will not give spoilers.

Until then, if you haven't read my other books, try those first.

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Thursday, September 27, 2018

Book Review

Call for Obstruction (The Courier Trilogy 1)

by Wendy Jean Howard probably took me two days to read, sadly it usually takes me two or three times as long to write a review. When it comes to typing, I’m faster than a sloth, but not by much. Wendy’s story is a very fast read, which I rather enjoyed. Unique, well-crafted characters, and an interesting plot. I can see why it won the Textnovel Writing Contest. If there were any grammatical errors or layout issues (the bane of reading Indie books) I did not see them.

The basic plot, with-out much in the way of spoilers, is Barry, down on his luck, accepts a job he shouldn’t and gets dragged deeper and deeper into a supernatural war. Bad part is that he’s NOT on the side of angels, and if the bad guys win Barry has helped bring about hell on earth.

I liked it, I bet you will as well.

You can find it here https://www.amazon.com/Call-Obstruction-Courier-Trilogy-1-ebook/dp/B01LK5CCHM/

Got a short story?

Want fame and glory?

DeadSet Magazine

Submissions are now open!

Submissions – Editors@DeadSetMagazine.com

Now back to the important stuff, my books.

Yes, I am working on a new one.

Yes, I will finish it someday.

No, I'm not sure when.

No, I will not give spoilers.

Until then, if you haven't read my other books, try those first.

Ears burning?

Demons whispering madness?

Block the crazy with Junior Inquisitor, now an audio book

Junior Inquisitor Audible

Want to read the old fashioned way?

Click on the links and enjoy.

Junior Inquisitor Book One

Amazon - http://goo.gl/D6KrbX

Smashwords - http://goo.gl/XsGgAC

Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/mJtTf8

Soulless Monk Book Two

Smashwords - https://goo.gl/NXw3Gr

Amazon - http://goo.gl/p9fBn0

Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/5lCyaX

The Witch’s Lair Book Three

Amazon - http://goo.gl/ZRO6Jw

Smashwords - https://goo.gl/MokJnC

Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/mJtTf8

The Vampire of Rome Book Four

Amazon The Vampire of Rome

Smashwords The Vampire of Rome

Nook The Vampire of Rome

Kobo The Vampire of Rome

Goodreads The Vampire of Rome

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Turning the mundane into adventure

Adventure Time

Once upon a time in the Land of Farishes, dawn broke across the realm to reveal two sick little girls. They were cranky, they sneezed a lot, were probably infectious, and did I mention cranky? Sadly, the local educational entities did not allow children with leishmaniasis or bubonic plague or whatever affliction the girls had to attend classes. The lovely Lady Red had a meeting she had to attend as there were underlings who failed to understand her simple, perfectly clear directions. Floggings would probably be necessary. Which left our exceptionally handsome leading man to deal with the miniature plague carriers. Risking death, or worse, man-flu, our ruggedly handsome hero screwed his courage to the sticking point and attended to the needs of the little girls.

Cranky!

After assisting the girls don their raiment, kilts of course, and wiping the glob of mucus from his hair, a gift from the smallest of the sickly short ones, the classically handsome hero prepared breakfast. However, all was not well. The was a dearth of maple syrup in the land! What evil Canadian vampire had drained the trees and syrup bottles! Worried the girls might resort to cannibalism rather than eat waffles without maple syrup, our hero set out on a quest.
Long and perilous was the journey, uphill, both ways, in the snow! Worse, there was a Maryland driver unaware that driving and self-performed pedicures did not mix. Despite the inability of Old Line State drivers to drive, howling, gale forces winds, the little girls near death from a lack of food and reminding our handsome hero of said fact every few seconds, Team Farish arrived at the Emporium of Lions.
Maple syrup was bartered for as well as honey (side-quest!), and after trudging uphill in the snow for the requisite five miles, Team Farish returned home.