Junior Inquisitor

Junior Inquisitor

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

The Vampire of Rome cover reveal and more

The Vampire of Rome is being tweaked, and is still on schedule for its October release. I'll have an exact date once I'm a bit closer, but I do not see any problems with releasing by the 15th.

I have a book cover!

And an animated version as well.

Rough Blurb, this may change in the final version

Still a prisoner in the Vatican, and recovering from his ordeal in the Pacific Northwest, Brother Sebastian is assigned a new mission; Purge a Vampire Lord with a taste for Cardinals.

Brittney is working on the Soulless Monk book trailer. If you have not seen the one for Junior Inquisitor, it can be found here -


Hardcore Henry

Unless I'm with a bunch of friends, I'm not much of a first person shooter fan. I like a good strategy game. Civilization, Command and Conquer, those are what I'll while away my hours doing, or at least I used to do that...

However, despite my “Meh” feelings on first person shooter games, except as a way to get in some serious smack talk, when I saw the trailer for Hardcore Henry, I knew I had to see this movie. Sadly it was not on Netflix, but Redbox picked up the slack.

Think of this movie as a first person shooter video game come to the big screen. You open your eyes, there is a minimum of backstory and Bam! You are fighting for your life; running while trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Worse the bad guy snatches up the wife. Then it becomes time to storm the castle. And Henry does, with some help, and just a few stops along the way.

Sharlto Copley, playing Jimmy, probably had the most fun of any of the actors. With out giving away much, he gets to play a dozen different versions of Jimmy, who is helping Henry get back his wife for his own reasons. The song and dance number was surreal and hilarious.
Lots of critics panned this movie. I guess they wanted some version of Casablanca, or the stick removal operation did not succeed. I laughed a lot, I was immersed in this movie and it was worth every penny, and then some.

Wish I could have seen in in IMAX.

Next week I'll be reviewing Janey Mack's soon to be released book,
Shoot 'Em Up.
Liked the first two, and I bet I'll like this one as well. Probably get some other reviews in as well. Edits, finishing AOC, my boss expecting me to show up for work, and, of course, the family are all making demands on my time. So I don't get to read as much as I'd like. Should have been born rich instead of smart and damn good looking.

Speaking of books you should read -

Junior Inquisitor Book One  
Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/mJtTf8
Soulless Monk Book Two  
 Smashwords - https://goo.gl/NXw3Gr
Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/5lCyaX
 The Witch’s Lair Book Three 
Smashwords - https://goo.gl/MokJnC 
 Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/mJtTf8

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

New Junior Inquisitor video for you to enjoy

Last week I hinted that I might have the cover reveal of The Vampire of Rome for you, sadly that is not the case. I do however have a cool short trailer taken from Junior Inquisitor, and I think you'll like it.

Some have asked who created the the long trailer (you can find it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXLYe1iTlk ) I've been featuring. It's not me, I have skills, but not film production. My neighbor's daughter, Brittney Primozic, just graduated from film school. Like all new graduates she needs to prove that she has the chops to do her job. She needs to create a portfolio of her work.

It's kind of a vicious circle however, to showcase your talents you have to have product which costs money, so someone has to hire and pay you, but with out being able to show what you can do, who is going to risk their money?

I wanted to create a really good book trailer, but had neither the time, nor the skills. See where I'm going? Sure it's not a TV ad featuring Crazy Lincoln's Discount Tires, but I'm rather proud of what she's done so far and will be hiring her to create trailers for the rest of my series.

I hope you enjoy them as well, but more importantly I would like you to share the videos with your friends and family. Being a director is a male dominated field I'm told. Trying to break in is very difficult. The more publicity Brittney gets for these trailers, the easier it'll be for her to start climbing that ladder.

If you want to hire her for your own trailer, she's on FB (https://www.facebook.com/brittney.primozic ), or let me know and I'll put you in touch with her.

Do the trailers intrigue you?
Good. Brittney did a great job
Read the full story here -
Junior Inquisitor Book One  
Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/mJtTf8
Soulless Monk Book Two  
 Smashwords - https://goo.gl/NXw3Gr
Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/5lCyaX
 The Witch’s Lair Book Three 
Smashwords - https://goo.gl/MokJnC 
 Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/mJtTf8

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Liza's latest smash hit, audio reviews from OZ, and a couple of books you should read

Sorry for the silence everyone, I’m in Puerto Rico meeting my Reserve obligation. Easily as cool as last summer when I was in Amsterdam, and with the bonus of having a beach.
There is a new and super cool audio review of The Witch's Lair out courtesy of Zakh Fair, you can hear his Paul Hogan (Crocodile Dundee) imitation and his thoughts on my book here - http://ravenreviews.podbean.com/e/ravenreviews-8-the-witchs-lair/?token=32df17ded041cbc5800a9cddc7fa6c73
The Vampire of Rome has undergone the first round of edits, and I’ll be working hard to correct my many mistakes. Still on schedule for release in October. I hope to have the cover ready for viewing next post. We shall see. I have two reviews of books I think you should consider, but first a dear friend has dropped by to tell us about her latest Victorian era mystery of her wildly popular sleuth series, The Adventures of Xavier & Vic. Take it away Liza -
The CrimeLords’ War



 Sonny Tubs is 400 lbs and nearly seven foot tall. Recently, he got shot three times in the chest and not even that managed to kill him. [Guns were wimpier in 1895] But lying in the bed was killing him until Vic made him get to his feet and start exercising. While he’s still weak, his lungs have cleared and he can still put the fear of God into criminals.

The CrimeLords’ War

Chaos abounds in Late Victorian England. Xavier goes off on a mission without Vic because her protector, Tubs, is not well enough to keep Vic from harm right now. In fact, Tubs is dying and the doctor doesn’t expect him to live for more than a week. Upon discovering Tubs’ dire situation, Vic sets about rescuing him instead.
Good thing too. To all appearances the two strongest crime lords of London have declared war on each other. Only the two attempts on Vic’s life tells her this is all a clever plot by a third party—worse yet, a female villainess.

To stop the crime lords from destroying one another, leaving their territories open to the Russian spy, she must bring Seth and Samson together, share what is really going on, and get them to agree to work against this third party. Not an easy task since Seth Sojourn thinks Vic is nothing but a foolish sop. Unfortunately, Xavier has gone missing, so it’s up to her to convince the angry crime lord that her plan is best. Otherwise, this villainess will kill everyone who gets in her way and bring England to its knees.

The CrimeLords’ War

The carriage pulled into the warehouse just as a man screamed in agonizing pain.

When Tubs stepped out of the carriage, the man being tortured groaned and either fainted or died. A panicked whisper ran through the barred cells. The name ‘Sonny Tubs’ spoken in fear and trepidation.

Tubs held everyone’s attention, so no one even noticed Vic, Casey and Fagan following him. He reached down and felt for a pulse. Then he nodded for Fagan to get rid of the man.

He glared at the cells full of seventy men. “That’s the last one getting off easy. Now I have other things I’d rather be doing, so I’m going to offer you three choices. The best choice of the lot is that you tell me what I want to know right off. Then I won’t bother torturing or killing you or the ones still alive by the time I get to you.”

Tubs let that choice settle in their frightened brains as he studied the men in each cell.

“The second choice is that you tell me what I want to know after I’ve begun torturing you. In that case I’ll kill you quickly to end your torment, and let those after you live.”

He then smiled. “And the worst choice is that I will torture you until your body gives up and runs to hell, and I stay here until every single one of you has made your choice.”

Half the men looked ready to give up the ghost and run off to hell right now.

“I suspect only a few of you know the answer I’m looking for, which is a bit unfair for those who don’t know and thus have no chance to choose option one or two.”

A great majority of the men nodded in agreement.

“Can’t be helped,” he stated. Moans burst from the men. A few fell to their knees. “So I’ll give you this one chance to offer up those who know the answer to my question. That way, they’ll be first. And if there are more than five of you who know the answer, I’m pretty certain once I torture the first four, the fifth will talk, saving the rest of you.”

“What do you wanna know?” a terrified fellow asked.

“I want to know the exact address of the blonde bitch who started this war.”

Within minutes, every jail cell had pushed forward one or two men they insisted knew the answer.

Tubs walked up and down the cells studying these men. He smiled at a terrified young man wearing a rumpled but good quality suit.

“Let’s start with that one. He’s not used to real pain.”

The pungent scent of urine filled the area as the other men stepped away from Tubs’ selection.

Vic never liked Jackson but she couldn’t help but feel a modicum of pity for him. However, she approved of Tubs’ choice. If ‘the Professor’ knew the location, he would almost certainly break and give the address at once.

Casey and Fagan pulled him from the cage and yanked him to the chains.

“No, please. I want to invoke option one,” he cried. He then looked at the men in the cages. “I’m saving all of your lives. So repay the favor and don’t tell Achlys who told.”

Who the hell was Achlys?

Vic was no longer certain the jerk planned to tell the truth. She stormed forward and gripped his hand, jamming a pick beneath his nail. He screamed and fell to his knees.

Vic grabbed him by his hair and pulled his face to hers. “We're in a hurry. Give me the correct address or I will keep you alive so I can torture you for years. I want the blonde bitch that was upstairs in the hall the night you saw David at the casino.”

He gulped. “Achlys. She has a mansion on Hampstead Avenue, but her lover turned out to be a French spy, so she’s moved him to the old jail on Bleak Street.”

Vic could see no deception. She looked at Tubs. “I think he’s telling the truth. But let’s keep them all here until we know for certain.”

Tubs looked at Casey. “Put him in a cell by himself.” He then glared at Seth and Samson. “Leave them be until we’ve determined if the intel is good.”

Seth growled. Samson nodded. “We’ll wait.”

Vic could tell Tubs was exhausted, so she had Fagan bring the carriage right up to him. She opened the door and climbed in. Tubs followed, with Casey standing behind him, hopefully blocking Seth’s view of Tubs as he nearly stumbled getting in. Vic reached out and closed the door and the carriage headed out.

She moved to Tubs side of the carriage and hugged his giant arm. “You are magnificent.”

He reached over with his left hand and ruffled her hair. “I don’t know. You got him talking pretty damn fast.”

The CrimeLords’ War


Book 7

The CrimeLords’ War
Free with Amazon Kindle Unlimited


Need to catch up?

Book 1

Book 2

Book 2.5

Book 3

Book 4

Book 5

Book 6



All Xavier & Vic books are Free with Amazon Unlimited

Liza O’Connor was raised badly by feral cats, left the South/Midwest and wandered off to find nicer people on the east coast. There she worked for the meanest man on Wall Street, while her psychotic husband tried to kill her three times. (So much for finding nicer people.) Then one day she declared enough, got a better job, divorced her husband, and fell in love with her new life where people behaved nicely. But all those bad behaviors has given her lots of fodder for her humorous books. Please buy these books, because otherwise, she’ll become grumpy and write troubled novels instead. They will likely traumatize you.

You have been warned.

Mostly humorous books by Liza:

Ghost LoverTwo British brothers fall in love with the same young woman. Ancestral ghost is called in to fix the situation. And there’s a ghost cat that roams about the book as well. (Humorous Contemporary Romance)

Saving Casey— Cass wakes up in the body of a troubled teen who has burned every bridge imaginable. Her only choice is to turn this life around, but that’s much harder than she ever imagined.

Untamed & UnabashedThe youngest of the Bennet sisters, Lydia, tells her story. A faithful spinoff from Pride & Prejudice.

A Long Road to Love Series: (Humorous Contemporary odd Romance)

Worst Week Ever — Laugh out loud week of disasters of Epic proportions.

Oh Stupid Heart — The heart wants what it wants, even if it’s impossible.

Coming to Reason — There is a breaking point when even a saint comes to reason.

Climbing out of Hell — The reconstruction of a terrible man into a great one.

The Hardest Love Is to love oneself. Sam’s story.

The Adventures of Xavier & Vic Sleuth series: (Late Victorian/Mystery/Romance)

The Troublesome Apprentice — The greatest sleuth in Victorian England hires a young man who turns out to be a young woman.

The Missing Partner — Oops! The greatest sleuth in Victorian England goes missing, leaving Vic to rescue him, a suffragette, and about 100 servants. Not to mention an eviscerating cat. Yes, let’s not mention the cat.

A Right to Love — A romantic detour for Jacko. Want to see how amply rewarded Jacko was when he & Vic save an old woman from Bedlam?

The Mesmerist The Mesmerist can control people from afar and make them murder for her. Worse yet, Xavier Thorn has fallen under her spell.

Well Kept Secrets — The problems with secrets is that they always come to light, no matter how you wish to silence them.

Pack of Trouble — Changes are a part of life, but these changes almost kill Vic.

The Darkest Days — Muddled cases make Vic very grumpy.

The CrimeLords’ War — Vic is almost killed twice as she tries to prevent a CrimeLords’ War and stop a female Russian spy from killing Xavier.




Investigate these sites:

Lost Soul (Harbinger P.I. Number 1)
Adam J Wright

First off we have to address the Harry question - is this a riff on Harry Dresden? Yes, there are a lot of similarities, but that is all. I do not see this as some rip-off or derivative of what Jim Butcher writes. If you read what I write then you know I’m friendly with R.L. King who is the author of the Alastair Stone Chronicles, and just as an English professor of occult studies at Stanford who also happens to be a magician is not the same as a private detective/ wizard from Chicago, a Preternatural Investigator in rural Maine is also a magi of a different flavor.

One very large difference - the personality of the main character. Alec Harbinger is not walking around with a giant chip on his shoulder, as does Harry Dresden, despite being banished and shamed for making a mistake while on mission. He is wrenched out of Chicago to Dearmont Maine, which to this former Maniac sounds a lot like Searsmont, a tiny town not far from where I used to live, Bucksport. Searsmont is also near Lincolnville which is where I wanted to live, Lincoln, living in Lincolnville, could it be anymore awesome?

In any event despite being banished to a small, bucolic appearing town (Searsmont is 100 square kilometers in size and has about 1,000 people in it), there seems to be quite a bit of preternatural activity in Dearmont. In fact before Alec even has a chance to sit down at his new desk he has a client who thinks there is something wrong with her son, something dark and from the magical realm.

This was an good story, the secondary characters were a bit stock, I might have fleshed them out a bit, and then killed them in horrible ways, but that’s me. The writing was evocative and the plot straightforward. A couple of kinks, but no real hook. Editing was well done, no layout errors. A good lazy Sunday read, but not one that will keep you up into the wee hours wondering what happened next. I have bought the next one in the series.

L.X. Cain
I love this cover. It’s not often I complement another author’s cover, but in this case it’s a damn good image. Read the book and you will understand how the cover tells the story without giving anything away. There is a mélange of genres in this tale woven together like a fine linen shirt. My best comparison is Bloodwalker is the horror version of Sara Gruen’s Water for Elephants. There is a touch of romance, mystery, horror, and a reveal of the precarious life of someone who is not a performer in a small circus. Hint - talent is not replaceable, everyone else is.
The story centers on Rurik, who is head of security for the Zorka Circus, a job with a lot of responsibility, but not much power. Children have been disappearing in the towns they have performed in, the obvious and easy scapegoat is the circus. While Rurik is trying to stop the kidnappings, there is also the wedding of the Bloodwalkers he needs to make sure goes off without issue. Bloodwalkers are from Romania, and prepare the dead for burial.  Shunned at best, even by the circus performers, things are never simple. There are mysterious RV fires, bizarre rituals that may or may not be some sort of witchcraft or worse. Felonious clowns, chases through rail yards, in abandoned factories, and during lightning storms. And a well-imaged, nasty bad guy doing really evil things.
Pre-order now and read this book. You will not be sorry.
Yes, I received a copy for an honest review and that’s what you got, an honest review.
Speaking of bad guys doing evil take a gander at these currently selling above most of the Were-bear porn on Smashwords.

Junior Inquisitor Book One  
Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/mJtTf8
Soulless Monk Book Two  
 Smashwords - https://goo.gl/NXw3Gr
Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/5lCyaX
 The Witch’s Lair Book Three 
Smashwords - https://goo.gl/MokJnC 
 Inquisitor Series - http://goo.gl/mJtTf8