Welcome
to death you POS HTC android phone.
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| Dead at last! |
Thanks to you I remembered
swears I had not used since Afghanistan. You were worthless to me and
I'm not sad you tripped and hit the floor at high velocity. Your
touchscreen was buggy making turning off alarms damn near impossible.
Data retrieval was always a “where is it now” snipe hunt. Screen
brightness was so weak that unless it was night, there was no point
in trying to read your screen. Your idle time was nearly
non-existent, slipping back to a locked state faster than one could
read a three word post. Impervious to modification, unwilling to meet
my needs, and ready to revert back to annoying factory settings on a
whim, I learned to loath you with the power and fury of a Grizzly bear
with a rotten tooth. I hoped I had lost you many, many times, but no
thief was dumb enough to take you and when I finally went looking,
there you were, like an annoying alcoholic second cousin parasitically
attached and too self-absorbed in pathetic worthlessness to get the
hint and disappear.
Yes,
you were not paid off, that was how new you were, and it will cost me
more money to replace you, but the peace and sastification I now
feel with be worth every hard earned penny.
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| It burns and I feel good. |
Burn
in the special hell reserved for people who talk in the theater. May
your designers be flogged through the streets, the executives who
approved your creation be demoted to janitorial staff and your
programmers never allowed to touch code more advanced than BASIC.
Tomorrow I go to the cell store with a smile on my face for I am free
of you and your baneful presence.
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| I'm sooo happy! |
So
how about some positive news, like -
Inquisitor
Series
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| Just 2.99 to get your heart racing |
5 Stars - I cannot wait to read the entire series in final
perfection...during daylight hours. These are fascinating yet
terrifying stories written with incredible detail. The reality that
Lincoln writes into his fiction will pull you into his world and
convince you it's real. THAT is how it becomes so frightening. When
horrible things happen, you will believe it CAN and IS happening. Do
NOT read these in the evening. You will have nightmares.
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| Just released! |
5 Stars - If you like beautifully written, dark horror that sucks you in and won’t let you go, this will be candy to your soul.
Inquisitor
Series
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